JaMarcus Russell Archive

  • I Wouldn’t Even Sign JaMarcus Russell To Be My Team’s Mascot

    I Wouldn’t Even Sign JaMarcus Russell To Be My Team’s Mascot

    When are the Cincinnati Bengals going to realize that they are running an NFL team and not an intervention program? First they sign Adam “Pacman” Jones (who I think doesn’t even deserve to be a janitor in an old folks home, let alone have a job in the NFL), and now the team is about [...]

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  • Athletes Say The Darndest Things: JaMarcus Russell

    Athletes Say The Darndest Things: JaMarcus Russell

    JaMarcus Russell recently spoke out about his benching, and I couldn’t be happier.  It has been a painstaking three months since our last Darndest session. Russell called his benching “embarrassing and unwarranted,” and promised a “totally different JaMarcus” when he returns. Embarrassing and unwarranted?  What in the word do you call two touchdowns and nine [...]

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  • Note To Oakland: Go Get Garcia!

    Note To Oakland: Go Get Garcia!

    If you are the Oakland Raiders, and you are smart, you have to be excited by what the Philadelphia Eagles did a few days ago.  They released what should be your starting QB in Jeff Garcia.  You, along with 31 other teams in the NFL, cannot win with JaMarcus Russell playing quarterback.  It’s just not going [...]

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  • Poppin’ Bottles In Motown & The Rest Of Week 3

    Poppin’ Bottles In Motown & The Rest Of Week 3

    It’s official.  Jim Schwartz is Coach of the Year, Matthew Stafford is Rookie of the Year, and the Detroit Lions are going to the playoffs.  Okay, I’m lying.  But the win did show us something.  Stafford is the right guy for the Lions and will be a good QB in the NFL.  He’s gotten better [...]

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  • Week 2 Fantasy: In The Club/Out

    Week 2 Fantasy: In The Club/Out

    * Prediction record for season: 6-4 In The Club: Panthers RB DeAngelo Williams vs. Falcons: The Carolina Panthers were absolutely embarrassed in week one against the Eagles.  Williams only managed to rush for 37 yards on 14 carries after gaining 31 yards and a touchdown on Carolina’s opening possession.  In 2008 DeAngelo rushed for 101 [...]

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