Time of death: 3:29 pm Eastern Standard Time. That’s when the Boston Celtics suffered an embarrassing home loss to… the New Jersey Nets 104-96.
The Nets went to the line 41 times en route to their THIRD win on the road all season and their SIXTH overall. Here are four things that need to happen now:
- Every single Boston player and coach has to give up two weeks worth of salary.
- New Jersey needs to have a parade, with Drew Brees leading it.
- Boston players and coaches have to ride a bus to their next three games.
- Boston players and coaches need to wear Rey Mysterio WWE masks for the next week (I even included a link to make it easier to purchase).
Feel ashamed, Boston. Feel very, very ashamed.
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