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Hey Sammy, Thanks For Giving Me Nightmares

BallHype: hype it up!
Posted by Luca Esposito on Friday, November 13, 2009, 3:21 pm
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When I first heard about this nonsense I thought there was no way it could be true.  That was until I saw it.  Sammy Sosa is thinking about endorsing this skin lightening product, and I’m praying he just puts an end to this madness.  He looks like Greg Gumbel and Michael Jackson morphed into one, and about to star as a serial killer in the next episode I watch of Law & Order.

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As always, my man Sir Charles Barkley came to the rescue and lightened the situation (no pun intended), and I thank him for that.  “I’m like Sammy Sosa, I’m tired of getting stopped while driving while black” — LOL.   Maybe now I can get some sleep.

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6 Comments

  1. Proff
    November 13, 2009, 5:07 pm

    “I know you want to get into the hall of fame… but going white isnt gonna cut it..”" hahahaha Charles Barkley is retarded. It looks like sammy is wearing a damn holloween mask. The joker mask killed me lmao

  2. Tbell
    November 13, 2009, 5:17 pm

    Hahahaha awww man they are straight rippin on sammy.

  3. new new!!!
    November 14, 2009, 4:20 pm

    he looks like hes dead man…he cant possilby think he looks good there def not gonna sell any products lookin like that…..slogan-would you rather look black or dead your choice!

  4. November 14, 2009, 4:42 pm

    Haha I know right. They’re about to go bankrupt with this product.

  5. November 16, 2009, 1:40 am

    “I’m tired of getting stopped while driving while black.” Gotta love Barkley.

  6. November 19, 2009, 1:31 pm

    Sir Charles, one of the most fun analysts ever.

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