Happy Monday

It’s Monday.  Many of us are back at work or school and probably wondering if our pencil could make it through our skull.  Here are some things that should make your day a little brighter.

You should feel better knowing that this didn’t happen to you.

…Or this when you were a child.

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Remember when I wondered how Favre would be welcomed?

Just one of the reasons why we are in a recession.

Speaking of recessions.

• If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
• If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
• If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
• If you purchase fruit or vegetables, it will go to Mexico Honduras and Guatemala.
• If you buy a car, it will go to Japan.
• If you purchase worthless shit, it will go to Taiwan.
• If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses, and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

• 1. Spending it at yard sales, or
• 2. going to ball games, or
• 3. spending it on prostitutes, or
• 4. beer or
• 5. tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .)

* It would be best if you went to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

David Garrard couldn’t throw a TD and threw two INTs, but hey, at least he can block.

Happy Monday