This is a post dedicated to the sports stars we all know and love. No, like seriously LOVE. Like the people we would pass up sex with a significant other to be around for a few hours. This obviously goes without saying that these guys could get away with anything and we would all kind of just forget about it. Anyway, let’s see who we’ve got.
Kobe Bryant: the only person that can go to Colorado, pick up a stripper, cheat on his wife, and still be the love of LA. Also, he’s still married to the lovely Vanessa (granted that fat ass rock she had her finger during the press conference probably helped).
Derek Jeter: to be honest, Jeter hasn’t really done anything, but if he did, no one would really care. I mean this guy could probably drop a pop fly and still get cheered. After all, he runs the city of New York (Sorry Jay-Z, 50 Cent and Michael Bloomberg)…Bloomberg is the mayor of NYC for those of you who don’t know. Also, think about it, even if you don’t like the Yankees, chances are you don’t hate Jeter.
Ray Lewis: the only person that can kill someone and still have a very successful career in Baltimore after getting away scot-free.
*Killers who didn’t make the cut-
o O.J. Simpson: He didn’t have a job before or after he committed his murder so that doesn’t count. (Also he’s currently in jail anyway so it caught up to him).
o Donte Stallworth: Yes he killed someone, but he quietly (okay I guess not that quietly) paid the family millions to only be in jail for only 24 days. Also he’s not that popular outside of Cleveland or inside Cleveland for that matter.
Nick Saban: the only coach that can boldface lie and screw a bunch of people over at his last job, and still be loved by people at his current job. I guess everyone in Tuscaloosa just feels like “hey he hasn’t screwed us over . . . . .yet.”
Watch about the first minute.
Tim Tebow: the only person who people trust their kids with. Okay, this doesn’t sound that bad at first, but he performs circumcisions. Circumcisions! That’s the kind of thing that needs to be done by a doctor, with a medical license, not a quarterback with a Heisman. Oh, and see him in his Heisman pose in that picture to the right. Yes, that is exactly what you think it is in his hand.
People think what Tebow’s doing is cute. If I pulled some crap like that, I would catch a charge. Those people in the background wouldn’t be smiling either. Seriously, Michael Jackson couldn’t even get away with dangling a child…and that was HIS child.
hah nice post
c’mon that baby aint fallin outta tebows 21 inch arms. michael jackson could barley lift his white glove. and the circumcision thing, i mean hes just trying to prevent the kids from infection. I give him props because i couldnt snip anyones foreskin. I dont even know why im stickin up for tebow, im not even a gators fan haha
Haha for real.. He was wearing some nice crocks though
Hahaha good shit.
One could argue that there is no such thing as ‘nice crocs’ but they don’t take away from the fact that Tebow and all the others win a lot of games and make a lot of money for people…
IF dat was my baby ill kill tebow
yea berto. ride or die
I hate the yankees but I love Derek Jeter. And tim tebow is lame, lol that is so true about the michael jackson thing.