Showing Respect Where Respect’s Due (5-17-09)

Since I missed last week’s linkfest, I’ll make up for it by going double time.

Roger Clemens: I didn’t take steroids, my dog had a steroid related stroke.Sharapova’s Thigh

Joakim Noah Enjoys Gorgeous Topless Women (NSFW)Not Qualified To Comment

NBA Draft 2009 :: Player Spotlight :: Tyreke EvansSports 2 Debate

Around the Bigs: Is This Going To Be Albert Pujols’ Biggest Season Yet?Sharapova’s Thigh

Celtics’ green or Magic’s threes? Breaking down the Cavaliers’ possible Eastern finals opponentCleveland

Fun with Fantasy ProjectionsBuc ‘Em

The Rest of the NBA’s Most Improved ListBlaze of Love

Don’t Make Any Loud Noises While Tyler Hansbrough Writes His NameDeadspin

Lebron James leads the All-NBA first teamMotown String Music

Morning Skate: Playoff Edition (5/17)The Program