I realize this section is titled Club Seat’s Top 5. However, it just wouldn’t do justice here. Let’s count down some of the most off the wall things Iron Mike has said.
6. Mike knows his anatomy.
5. “I gave her a lap dance. That’s just what I do.”
4. How is this not a crime?
3. Please don’t eat my kids, Mike.
2. Amazing, I feel the same way.
1. “Are you talking out of turn?”


This man is insane.. He said to a reporter … ” ill F*CK you till you love me faggot” haha what the hell is that.
Wow, yea I definitely wrote that before i saw the last 3.. This guy is a trip haha
What an idiot, he should get a backiotomy hahaha
i only talk to woman if i “Fondacate with them” so you shouldnt talk if ya know…thats funny shit I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE!!!
“Spinal” lol “I was born with bronchitus”
“so you shouldn’t talk anymore…. unless you wanna, you know..? ” haha this guy is crazy! I wish he was still 22 so we could see more of this craziness.