I realize this section is titled Club Seat’s Top 5. However, it just wouldn’t do justice here. Let’s count down some of the most off the wall things Iron Mike has said.
6. Mike knows his anatomy.
5. “I gave her a lap dance. That’s just what I do.”
4. How is this not a crime?
3. Please don’t eat my kids, Mike.
2. Amazing, I feel the same way.
1. “Are you talking out of turn?”